Joke of the Week (or is it) :)

After former Florida State head football coach Bobby Bowden dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. God shows Bobby a little two-bedroom house with a faded FSU banner hanging from the front porch.

God says, "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get a house up here.

Bobby looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the big house sitting on top of a big hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Penn State flags line both sides of the walkway, and a huge Penn State banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God. But, let me ask you a question. I get this little two bedroom house with a faded FSU banner and Paterno gets a mansion with new Nittany Lion banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment and says, "Paterno's not dead.
That's my house."